Wha...? @_@

° ~ å £ ï ç ï å © ~ ° says (12:00 AM):
jjoejoe

° ~ å £ ï ç ï å © ~ ° says (12:00 AM):
since u do editing right

° ~ å £ ï ç ï å © ~ ° says (12:00 AM):
u know how when u take a video

° ~ å £ ï ç ï å © ~ ° says (12:00 AM):
and then u turn the camera upwards/uprights

° ~ å £ ï ç ï å © ~ ° says (12:00 AM):
so that means the video would be a diff angle

° ~ å £ ï ç ï å © ~ ° says (12:01 AM):
is it possible to edit it into the right angle so the whole video is the correct angle?

Joe says (12:01 AM):
what in blazes are u talking about! O_O

The Dongkee~

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
Live simply and appreciate what you have.
Give more.
Expect less.
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NOW ............
Enough of that crap . The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.


MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

Lelaki Hensem vs. Lelaki Tak Hensem

This' quite funny. Found it on Afdlin Shauki's blog.


Lelaki Hensem vs Lelaki Tak Hensem

Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam
perempuan akan cakap:: wow, cool giler...
Kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam
perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan macam bagus...

Kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat
perempuan akan kata: nobody's perfect
Kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat
perempuan akan cakap: memang.... muka pun macam pecah rumah!

Kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu
perempuan akan cakap: wah.. machonya.. macam hero filem!
Kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu
perempuan akan kata: entah2 kawan dia...

Kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: sepadan sangat...
Kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: mesti kena bomoh perempuan tuh!

Kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya ada..
Kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya
meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, "Patutlah, tengok saja luarannya.")

Kkalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: perasaannya halus...penuh kasih sayang
Kkalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi...

Kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: matching... hebat luar dalam
Kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: bang, bosnya mana?...

Kalau lelaki handsome tak mau bergambar
perempuan akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar
Kalau lelaki tak handsome tak mau bergambar
perempuan akan kata: tak sanggup melihat hasilnya ya...?

Kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
perempuan akan cakap:ini barulah lelaki gentleman
Kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
perempuan akan cakap: naluri pembantu, memang begitu....

Kalau lelaki handsome bersedih hati
perempuan akan cakap: let me be your shoulder to cry on
Kalau lelaki tak handsome bersedih hati
perempuan akan kata: Kuat nangis! Tak malu betul!! Lelaki ke bukan ni?!!!



True isn't it?

Life will be simpler if...?

Life will be simpler if
Only we could live and let live
If only we could live and let go
Of our big, black bag of woes.

Life will be simpler if only
We could move about freely
Unafraid of predators lurking secretly
To snub out our lives mercilessly.

Life will be simpler if only
We could all live harmoniously
Life will be better for parents if only
Children could practise filial piety.

Life will be simpler if only
Parents could stop being pushy
Pressuring their kids to achieve
And fast forwarding tender lives by the leaps.

Life will be simpler if only
We could live contentedly
With no need for the paper chase
And no speed for the rat race.

www.apv.com.my

Ok so I started internship about a month ago in one of Malaysia's top post production house, Asia Pacific Videolabs (APV). I'm just too damn farken lazy to go through the details so I shall start with... 1st 2 weeks = Facilities

Facilities is basically assistant to producers.

Then I moved to the offline editing suite. FCP 3 on the 3rd week onwards. Currently on my 5th week.

FCP = Final Cut Pro using Mac OS X. An editing program which is capable of some online editing
3 = The 3rd editing suite using FCP.

Offline editing = Rough cuts and giving the story the flow (FCP, Adobe Premiere Pro, Avid)
Online editing = Special effects and such (Flame, Smoke, Flint, Infinity, Inferno)

Pictures of the suites will not be posted due to privacy =)

Tho throughout the first month, I learnt about Telecine... Telecine is... EXCITING! Although to most people it may seem boring. Simply put it as far as I know about Telecine, it does colour grading and transfers of images to Digital Beta tapes...

Colour grading like... whenever u record something onto your camera and u play it back, you'll see that the colour is so... 'raw' as in its in-your-face kinda feel. Telecine changes its colour to give a different feel for example, horror flicks, whenever in a particular scene where there's bound to be a ghost appearin or somethin, telecine would give it a slight bluish tint to signify mystery and coldness

or in a sex scene, they'd give with a slight orangey touch to it to signify heat and passion... So yeah kinda like that.

So I was watching one of the graders at work. He was working on an ad from Dubai. On screen, this guy walks through the desert dunes and all. The sand's colour was a rich yellowish orangey brown and the colour was pretty warm. Then he showed me what it's like without grading it. Yes I must admit, the colour from the raw footage was pretty... bland. The sand wasn't so yellowy orangey brownish as I thought it was. It was more like whitish yellow! haha and it just didn't feel right. After the colour grading it gives audiences the feel as if they're there too.

Yeap, by far I have half the mind to be a colour grader! hahaha though I've still yet to learn much about the other stuff so I might change my mind? I don't know, we'll see where time takes me.

Oh during my free time, I'd usually sleep, surf the net or read the news paper... and guess what I found in the newspaper (The Star) twice on different days...




Yeap, it's the Moro Islamic Liberation Front! (MILF!) haahha no Louv... it's not shopped =.=

This also reminds me of a back dated issue from the Star newspaper with the headlines "Pakistani Troops Beat Off Militants"... LOL!

Emm... And there was this time when I was headin home from work, I lit a cigarette and drove off from the premise... Only to find that the path I'm taking is leading me to where people are fogging the area! FUCK! Had to wind up window and choke on my smoke... T-T


Last Saturday... or should I say Sunday morning, Vince and I had a well... I would say Post St. Patrick's drinking session in his house. We bought really cheap beer (RM6 per can of Tiger!!!) in KK mart at SS15, Subang... Yeap liquor there is cheap. It's diagonally opposite Restoran Darussalam mamak. Being broke, I bought a can of Tiger and... dirt cheap Thai beer! San Miguel's at RM6.90 at 500ml! whoo! And it doesn't taste that bad ;)



Anythin else you'd like to know? Please do ask... I'm just too lazy to think about what to write =p

Several minutes to weekend!!!

Vince - Suki (L) - I miss you Baby... - is half irish since my mom is a Mac! says (5:24 PM):
40 mins to weekend !

('.') Joejoe Airmani > Giorgio Armani: in ze office says (5:24 PM):
5 mins to weekend!

Vince - Suki (L) - I miss you Baby... - is half irish since my mom is a Mac! says (5:25 PM):
-__-

Vince - Suki (L) - I miss you Baby... - is half irish since my mom is a Mac! says (5:25 PM):
and u slept most of the day

Vince - Suki (L) - I miss you Baby... - is half irish since my mom is a Mac! says (5:25 PM):
knn

Vince - Suki (L) - I miss you Baby... - is half irish since my mom is a Mac! says (5:25 PM):
I'm in the wrong fucking field

One month

Yet again one month since i last updated... been so damn lazy! Ok ok *cracks knuckles* here goes!.................................................................
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err... erm... ah... urm... Fuck it!