Of Obama, RTM and CNN

It's my first post in a loooooooooooooooooong time... And i'm already ranting!

Waited anxiously to watch Obama's inauguration... I don't subscribe to satellite TV hence i don't have CNN or whatever good channel that's showing the inauguration.

Hence I tuned in to RTM 1.

Fuck you RTM... Fuck you. I'll be glad if anyone from RTM reads this... yes fuck you and fuck your guests on RTM. It's not a wonder why only foos watch your shitty channels.

What annoyed me bout RTM on Obama's inauguration is the fuckin guests who keep talking gibberish! It's as if they don't know what the fuck they're saying and who the in the world are they? No one gives a flying fuck about their opinions and RTM had to invite those 3 stooges! Also that Dato' guest was always giving this really perverted grin while he talks... The kinda grin where a pedophile finds its target.

Heck RTM showed more of those 3 stooges talking trash over the inauguration ceremony! I noticed when the Pastor dude started giving a speech, RTM switches the channel back to their studio. WTF is wrong with them? Can't people see what's said even though it's Christian? How are we to be a 'modern' country when we're so fuckin conservative amongst religion? (and race... don't fuckin deny it)

Meh... worse part is that they had to cut off that music performance written by the Williams dude.

I'm glad I'm watching CNN live now... Didn't know I could watch it online!

Notice the trash people left behind after watching the ceremony? =p

Najib... how about something 1/5 as grand as this please? =)

Wha...? @_@

° ~ å £ ï ç ï å © ~ ° says (12:00 AM):
jjoejoe

° ~ å £ ï ç ï å © ~ ° says (12:00 AM):
since u do editing right

° ~ å £ ï ç ï å © ~ ° says (12:00 AM):
u know how when u take a video

° ~ å £ ï ç ï å © ~ ° says (12:00 AM):
and then u turn the camera upwards/uprights

° ~ å £ ï ç ï å © ~ ° says (12:00 AM):
so that means the video would be a diff angle

° ~ å £ ï ç ï å © ~ ° says (12:01 AM):
is it possible to edit it into the right angle so the whole video is the correct angle?

Joe says (12:01 AM):
what in blazes are u talking about! O_O

The Dongkee~

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
Live simply and appreciate what you have.
Give more.
Expect less.
********



NOW ............
Enough of that crap . The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.


MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

Text Twirl is a word game on facebook... It's rather addictive if you ask me.

Here's an example...

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Yeap, i was nearly fucked earlier as I was panicking to guess the answer...

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This be a conversation between Shanna and myself...

shanna... says (8:08 PM):
o_O

shanna... says (8:08 PM):
what the hell is truest?

Joe @ work says (8:08 PM):
the most true

Joe @ work says (8:08 PM):
hahaha

shanna... says (8:08 PM):
-_-"

shanna... says (8:09 PM):
thats a word?

Joe @ work says (8:09 PM):
true, truer, truest~

Joe @ work says (8:09 PM):
i suppose it is

Joe @ work says (8:09 PM):
i didnt know sparer existed too


blablablabla and continues later

shanna... says (8:14 PM):
ooh

shanna... says (8:14 PM):
yea

shanna... says (8:14 PM):
thats the one i was playing jz nw

Joe @ work says (8:14 PM):
exactly! hahaha thanks! /muah hahahahahahaha

Click to enlarge!

Lelaki Hensem vs. Lelaki Tak Hensem

This' quite funny. Found it on Afdlin Shauki's blog.


Lelaki Hensem vs Lelaki Tak Hensem

Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam
perempuan akan cakap:: wow, cool giler...
Kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam
perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan macam bagus...

Kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat
perempuan akan kata: nobody's perfect
Kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat
perempuan akan cakap: memang.... muka pun macam pecah rumah!

Kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu
perempuan akan cakap: wah.. machonya.. macam hero filem!
Kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu
perempuan akan kata: entah2 kawan dia...

Kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: sepadan sangat...
Kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: mesti kena bomoh perempuan tuh!

Kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya ada..
Kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya
meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, "Patutlah, tengok saja luarannya.")

Kkalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: perasaannya halus...penuh kasih sayang
Kkalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi...

Kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: matching... hebat luar dalam
Kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: bang, bosnya mana?...

Kalau lelaki handsome tak mau bergambar
perempuan akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar
Kalau lelaki tak handsome tak mau bergambar
perempuan akan kata: tak sanggup melihat hasilnya ya...?

Kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
perempuan akan cakap:ini barulah lelaki gentleman
Kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
perempuan akan cakap: naluri pembantu, memang begitu....

Kalau lelaki handsome bersedih hati
perempuan akan cakap: let me be your shoulder to cry on
Kalau lelaki tak handsome bersedih hati
perempuan akan kata: Kuat nangis! Tak malu betul!! Lelaki ke bukan ni?!!!



True isn't it?

Life will be simpler if...?

Life will be simpler if
Only we could live and let live
If only we could live and let go
Of our big, black bag of woes.

Life will be simpler if only
We could move about freely
Unafraid of predators lurking secretly
To snub out our lives mercilessly.

Life will be simpler if only
We could all live harmoniously
Life will be better for parents if only
Children could practise filial piety.

Life will be simpler if only
Parents could stop being pushy
Pressuring their kids to achieve
And fast forwarding tender lives by the leaps.

Life will be simpler if only
We could live contentedly
With no need for the paper chase
And no speed for the rat race.

Mainroom & The Loft, Zouk @ 29/03/2008

Lets say... It has been YEARS, yes I mean it, years since I went to Zouk... Reason being was... I'll get to that later.

I was at Mooks' place havin... ok ok... stealing some of her pizza and drinking some of my leftover whiskey when when Thomas called around 10-ish pm. Feeling a lil tipsy at that time already, I drove all the way to KL from Puchong... All ALONE! Your fault! you know who you are ;p

Upon arriving in KL, I got like one of the best parking spots (Unfortunately not valet). After meeting up with Thomas, Mervyn, Patrick and Derek, we chilled for a bit and headed right in to purchase a bottle of whiskey... at a whopping RM390... Bla bla bla... The place seemed rather dead when we first came in and it was 11-ish already. The dance floor was practically empty, everyone else seemed as if they were stoning by their tables... This scene somehow reminds me of one of those vampire clubs you see in movies.




By 12am there were 2 people on the dance floor then later the third person came... and started... well... hopping, prancing and jumping around as if reaching for the... ceiling. I mean it! And then with variety, he didn't open his palms but made a 'gun' symbol with his hand. It's as if he's high on drugs and indicating he took 7 doses or something...



Keng Siang & Alice joined us soon after

The crowd started pouring at about 12am. Soon after that Tom Middleton made his appearance and the crowd went wild. Honestly... I didn't see what was so great about the music he plays... Everyone cheers blindly for his music just cos he's a celebrity?... hmm... By 1 ish... We got bored and headed on up to the Loft for Lapsap vs. Hura Hura party.

Honestly... The music was MUCH better. And so Lapsap, DJ Blink and Xu play nu-rave... Which surprisingly is to my liking. It's a revival of old school pop mainly the 60s if I'm not mistaken. Yes I've a thing for old music.

Pictures!!
Too lazy to type anything else pertaining to the images or what else happened...








House pour jug ; red bull + vodka